What was that noise?

I'm your friendly neighbourhood Sharni

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You are the best person on the planet.

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I am not!

Yes you are dearest :) xx

I’m really really not. I’m just one in 7 billion love.

Yeah you may well be but you’re the best person in that number honey x

The odds are not in your favour on that one.

Meh the odds look fine dear x

I hate to disagree but they really don’t. I’m not a horrible person but I’m not the best one either I’m afraid.

Oh shushie

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what if jesus came during this generation

jesus:
i know everything that is in this library
people:
pfftt! nerd!!!
jesus:
i am going to turn this water into wine
people:
awwww yyyeeeaaaaahhhhh free boozeeeee!!
jesus:
*walks on water*
people:
chris angel did it better.... and we know how he did it
jesus:
i'm going to multiply this bread and fish for thousands of people
people:
no need, we already ordered chinese and dominos
jesus:
*gets lost from his parents*
police:
well you should have gps'd him
jesus:
you are going to be my disciples
people:
are you starting a band? how is it called? JC and the boys?
jesus:
my purpose is to get followers
people:
get twitter and tumblr
jesus:
you may sing prayers to god
people:
pitbull is gonna make the remix
jesus:
you must listen to the word of your god
people:
does it have torrent?

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iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

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