To easy(via buttsexstatistics)
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
that cat is literally inception leonardo dicaprio
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?¿¿? I’M CRYING
This guy on tv said he hates snitches
Like yeah man me too
Those little assholes made me fall 20 ft onto the ground once
I was only chasing for appreciation of my quidditch puns.
Only those who seek truly win