August 2012
Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.”
and i said, “okay.”
BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING
Watch out we’ve got a badass over here xD
Tomorrow is going to be a good day, going to the...
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
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Don't it always seem to go that you don't know...
eccentricderpyartist:
I really hope Russell talks about Boris Johnson getting stuck on that zip wire in the new series. I know the Olympics finished a few weeks ago but he’s got to meantion the Olympics at some point, for the sake of doing his Boris impression at least.
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...”
– Daniel Franzese (via pealowsweetandlow)
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I think Paolo Nutini is absolutely amazing!
lunasparks:
allfalld0wn:
bear-hugs-for-you:
wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
and around the world there was the sound of small...
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askboxmemes:
1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine 15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.
When someone steals your joke and tells it to...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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Can someone give me a mac please, I'd love you...
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
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me: move peasant
mum: what
